"My friend Clifford is an avid, no, rabid, fisherman. He can be found at least 200 days a year on any body of water large enough to float his Boston Whaler. He is also very handy and makes his own lures. Well, here's one he made that I would like to submit to your readers for their approval. The straw from last night's pina colada can be put to good use...If you should try and make a mess like I did, I am confident that I can persuade friend Clifford to put together a few for your next outing to the flats. I dare say that production tying is definitely out of the question."