Fish Police


Crime of Poison
Models, you better watch what you eat-really.

Fish Police doesn't mind models posing topless with fish. Far from it, actually. But in the case of this babe pictured in the March 2006 issue of Glamour magazine, for a story about high mercury levels in seafood, we wouldn't be doing our job if we didn't warn her about the fish she's got in her mouth. That's a coronation cod (Variola louti). Eat one, and there's a good chance you'll get ciguatera poisoning. Get ciguatera poisoning, and there's an even better chance that vomiting, abdominal pains and diarrhea will keep you up all night. So topless models, if you desire fine seafood cuisine, give us a call. We'll prepare a tasty-and healthy-dish.

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